turing-tested:

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

apostaterevolutionary:

Me, every year in the fall when daylight savings time ends: this is the BEST day of the year. Truly a joyous time beyond measure. A whole extra HOUR of sleep? This is better than my birthday or any holiday I have ever experienced

Me, every year in the spring when daylight savings time begins: I have never been this tired in my entire life. A whole hour of my life, just gone. Stolen from me as I slept. Is there no limit to this world’s cruelty, to the suffering we must endure? This must be stopped. After this nap though………

slavery:

Please help

My stupid idiot penguin son was born without the all important ability to sing but he keeps tapping his feet like a dumbass what do I do

lovelysuggestions:

strech marks, freckles, spots, and scars are all what make you human. your body is beautiful.

yroxis:

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do